Chips or Pretzels?

I was getting my usual lunch at Cup a Joe the other day. A chicken salad sandwich on a bagel. After I decisively declared that I would really enjoy a #5, the girl taking my order titled her head, furrowed her brow, and in a low, hushed tone, very sincerely asked... "would you like chips or pretzels with that?" Until this moment I had no idea what a daunting decision this should really be.